There’s a lot of folks coming to Walt Disney World, but most of them don’t know how to do Walt Disney World. Make sure to pack your bag with lots of water, ponchos in case it rains, cameras, and sunscreen. Also be on mushrooms. A lot of mushrooms. Trust me, even all that boring Epcot stuff is spellbinding while on mushrooms.
First thing you need to do is go directly to Space Mountain. Should be easy to find cause, like, you ARE Space Mountain, man.
Don’t bring a baby. You’re gonna have to spend your entire day taking care of a baby! That baby isn’t going to know what’s going on because he’s a freaking baby and everyone around you is going to hate you because they’re on mushrooms and little baby voices really trip them out right now. It’s just no good for all parties involved.
Be constantly running at a full sprint. I dunno if it saves time at all, but you’ll at least outrun the trolls from that trippy Norwegian ride.
Keep cool, man. The security guards at Disney aren’t cops, just nice old men with stickers.